pink-vulva:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via pinkie-the-gay)

"Before you know it it’s 3 am and you’re 80 years old and you can’t remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart."
vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

misandry-mermaid:

Interesting how we’re always hearing how shameful and irresponsible it is to be a teen mom.

But we never hear the same messages directed at teen dads.

Or even the words “teen dad”.

It’s almost like society demonizes women’s sexuality and sexual choices while absolving men of all sexual responsibility and judgement.

(via pinkie-the-gay)

eleanorbearder:

theonyxhotel:

  • Gotta Go My Own Way

WHAT ABOUT US what about everything we’ve been through WHAT ABOUT TRUST you know I never wanted to hurt you WHAT ABUT MEEEE what am I supposed to dooooooooo I gotta leave but I’LL MISS YOU SOOOOOOOOOO IVE GOT TO MOVE ON AND BE WHO I AM why do you have to go I JSUT DONT BELONG HERE I HPOE YOU INDERSTAND i’ll try to understanD WE MIGHT FIND OUT PLACE IN THIS WORLD SOME DAAAY but at least for nowww I WANT YOU TO STAAAAY I GOTTA GO MY OWN WAAAAAAAAAY ive got to move and be who I am WHAT ABUT US I jsut dont bellong here I hope you understand ILL TRY OT UNDERSTAAAAND we might find our place in this world some day but at least for now I gotta go my own waaaaaaay

(via the-girl-with-the-delorean)

werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

(via the-girl-with-the-delorean)

(Source: swordinmyside, via whorchacha)

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via hi)

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

(via hotboyproblems)

richgaaaang:

fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads

(via pizza)

autumn-fhtagn:

If you don’t think different shapes of pasta taste differently you can fuck off

(Source: marxvx, via haiirflip)

lhurm:

Dane DeHaan in Kill Your Darlings (2013)